Yeah I’m a slacker. But enough of that — onto the many mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Interview :: Job.
2. Army :: Navy.
3. Unwrap :: Food Network.
4. Evolve :: Humans.
5. Bus :: Metro.
6. The real thing :: The truth.
7. Streak :: Blue.
8. Gorge :: Canyon.
9. Spicy :: Hot.
10. Course :: College.

1. Master :: Key.
2. Tour :: Bus.
3. Input :: “I appreciate your input.”
4. Downtown :: Busy.
5. Pricey :: Dollar sign.
6. Acceptable :: Okay.
7. Terrace :: Garden.
8. Sunday :: Football.
9. Payoff :: Face/Off.
10. Jack and Jill :: Went up the hill.

1. Music :: And Lyrics.
2. Insanity :: Asylum.
3. Curtain :: Hang.
4. Nickname :: Alias.
5. Container :: Store.
6. Roast :: Beef.
7. Thong :: Song.
8. Purple :: I bleed.
9. Holidays :: Shopping.
10. Christmas tree :: Pine.

1. Filthy :: Gorgeous.
2. Therapist :: Shrink.
3. Duck :: Quack.
4. Slant :: Architecture.
5. Artist :: Album.
6. Lease :: Landlord.
7. Wish :: Bone.
8. Doormat :: Muddy shoes.
9. Global :: Warming.
10. Apartment :: Hunting.

1. Toasty :: Warm.
2. Allegations :: Politics.
3. Herb :: Parsley.
4. Bacon :: “Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.”
5. Neck to neck :: Kissing.
6. Simon :: Says.
7. Heels :: Shoes.
8. Fundamentals :: History class.
9. Middle :: School.
10. Seasonings :: McCormick.

1. Treadmill :: Nike + iPod.
2. Stroke :: Hospital.
3. Exclusively :: E!
4. Lash :: Eyelashes.
5. Red carpet :: MTV Movie Awards.
6. Credit card:: Debt.
7. Points :: Weight Watchers.
8. Domestic :: Violence.
9. 21 :: Legal.
10. Inject :: Needle.

1. Assets :: Ass.
2. Concern :: Worry.
3. Over the top :: Flamboyant.
4. Supplies :: Office.
5. Mustache :: Flanders.
6. Doug :: That cartoon.
7. Coach :: Bag.
8. Bleachers :: High school football game.
9. Stripes :: White.
10. Assortment :: Candy.

Last week’s and this week’s mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Las Vegas :: Poker.
2. Linus :: Snoopy.
3. Struck :: Star.
4. Movie :: Theater.
5. Anxious :: Medicine.
6. Bandit :: Robber.
7. Picks :: Guitar.
8. Lasso :: Cowboy.
9. Dinner :: Mashed potatoes.
10. Bargain :: Dollar store.

1. Inaugural :: Election.
2. Pledge :: Of Allegiance.
3. String :: Cheese.
4. Trot :: Horse.
5. Fitness :: Center.
6. Cinder :: Block.
7. Edge :: Car.
8. 31 :: Candles.
9. Blue :: Da Ba Dee.
10. Leather :: Couch.

This week’s mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Illicit :: Cops.
2. Go :: Hanson song.
3. Jacket :: Yellow.
4. Blow :: Pop.
5. Coach :: Designer handbags.
6. Effort :: Work.
7. Leadership :: Job application requirement.
8. Snore :: Mike
9. Fearless :: How some people describe me.
10. Network :: Connected.

Edit: This is my 1400th post!

I seem to have fallen into a non-posting streak again … blame skydiving and Tim Tang! Anyway

This week’s mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Cluster :: Munitions.
2. Announcement :: JMU.
3. Respect :: Aretha Franklin.
4. Incident :: News story.
5. Accordion :: Weird Al.
6. Drunk :: Bus.
7. If :: Only.
8. Dexter :: Freebish.
9. Wedding :: Bells.
10. Gambling :: Poker.

This week’s mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Crook :: Burglar.
2. Career :: Builder.
3. Freckles :: Lindsay Lohan.
4. Scramble :: Eggs.
5. Mistake :: Greatest.
6. Telephone :: Booth.
7. Thank you :: Note.
8. Obstruction :: Artery.
9. 24/7 :: Needled.
10. SciFi :: Channel.

This week’s mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Singles :: Speed dating.
2. Blaze :: Mark.
3. Sandwich :: Wheat bread.
4. Outside :: Dark.
5. Gooey :: Marshmallow.
6. Industry :: Music.
7. Exclusive :: Limited edition.
8. Warranty :: Dell.
9. Magical :: Wand.
10. Heels :: High, red.

This week’s mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Dork :: Mike
2. Refurbished :: My HP printer.
3. Basket :: Easter.
4. Mousse :: Foam.
5. Studio :: Apartment.
6. 8 ball :: Magic 8 Ball, pool.
7. Masking tape :: Art class.
8. Love :: LDRs.
9. Wilder :: Laura Ingalls.
10. Lindsey :: Girl in high school.