• Parked next to a Scion with an O RLY license plate. #

Never thought I wrote anything of importance here, but I guess content theft doesn’t care about that. So imagine my surprise when I checked my WordPress dashboard a few minutes ago to find a trackback from a splog (spam blog) on my last UM post. The splog seems to be targeted towards the keyword “treadmill” and subsequently grabs content when it appears on other sites. At least they give credit to the original site? Ugh. At the moment I’m glad nofollow is automatically on in WordPress — don’t want to delete the trackback just yet so people can see everything in its original state

• WTF Amazon … will *any* of my ordered items arrive before Christmas? #

Yeah I’m a slacker. But enough of that — onto the many mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Interview :: Job.
2. Army :: Navy.
3. Unwrap :: Food Network.
4. Evolve :: Humans.
5. Bus :: Metro.
6. The real thing :: The truth.
7. Streak :: Blue.
8. Gorge :: Canyon.
9. Spicy :: Hot.
10. Course :: College.

1. Master :: Key.
2. Tour :: Bus.
3. Input :: “I appreciate your input.”
4. Downtown :: Busy.
5. Pricey :: Dollar sign.
6. Acceptable :: Okay.
7. Terrace :: Garden.
8. Sunday :: Football.
9. Payoff :: Face/Off.
10. Jack and Jill :: Went up the hill.

1. Music :: And Lyrics.
2. Insanity :: Asylum.
3. Curtain :: Hang.
4. Nickname :: Alias.
5. Container :: Store.
6. Roast :: Beef.
7. Thong :: Song.
8. Purple :: I bleed.
9. Holidays :: Shopping.
10. Christmas tree :: Pine.

1. Filthy :: Gorgeous.
2. Therapist :: Shrink.
3. Duck :: Quack.
4. Slant :: Architecture.
5. Artist :: Album.
6. Lease :: Landlord.
7. Wish :: Bone.
8. Doormat :: Muddy shoes.
9. Global :: Warming.
10. Apartment :: Hunting.

1. Toasty :: Warm.
2. Allegations :: Politics.
3. Herb :: Parsley.
4. Bacon :: “Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.”
5. Neck to neck :: Kissing.
6. Simon :: Says.
7. Heels :: Shoes.
8. Fundamentals :: History class.
9. Middle :: School.
10. Seasonings :: McCormick.

1. Treadmill :: Nike + iPod.
2. Stroke :: Hospital.
3. Exclusively :: E!
4. Lash :: Eyelashes.
5. Red carpet :: MTV Movie Awards.
6. Credit card:: Debt.
7. Points :: Weight Watchers.
8. Domestic :: Violence.
9. 21 :: Legal.
10. Inject :: Needle.

1. Assets :: Ass.
2. Concern :: Worry.
3. Over the top :: Flamboyant.
4. Supplies :: Office.
5. Mustache :: Flanders.
6. Doug :: That cartoon.
7. Coach :: Bag.
8. Bleachers :: High school football game.
9. Stripes :: White.
10. Assortment :: Candy.

I have no idea why there are so many errors right now (though it is related to categories) — I didn’t do anything to my site in the last 24 hours, and yesterday everything was fine (I think)! Here’s hoping that A Small Orange Support can shed some light …

By the way, I do have a real post in the works. Now that school’s over (forever!) and work is temporarily on hold, I should have some time to get back into blogging!

Edit: It was apparently an “intermittent problem with MySQL.” Yay for awesomely fast support people!

• I officially passed all my classes, which = no more school evar #

• Moving out of Harrisonburg! #