Yeah I’m a slacker. But enough of that — onto the many mutterings (when it says _____, I think _____):

1. Interview :: Job.
2. Army :: Navy.
3. Unwrap :: Food Network.
4. Evolve :: Humans.
5. Bus :: Metro.
6. The real thing :: The truth.
7. Streak :: Blue.
8. Gorge :: Canyon.
9. Spicy :: Hot.
10. Course :: College.

1. Master :: Key.
2. Tour :: Bus.
3. Input :: “I appreciate your input.”
4. Downtown :: Busy.
5. Pricey :: Dollar sign.
6. Acceptable :: Okay.
7. Terrace :: Garden.
8. Sunday :: Football.
9. Payoff :: Face/Off.
10. Jack and Jill :: Went up the hill.

1. Music :: And Lyrics.
2. Insanity :: Asylum.
3. Curtain :: Hang.
4. Nickname :: Alias.
5. Container :: Store.
6. Roast :: Beef.
7. Thong :: Song.
8. Purple :: I bleed.
9. Holidays :: Shopping.
10. Christmas tree :: Pine.

1. Filthy :: Gorgeous.
2. Therapist :: Shrink.
3. Duck :: Quack.
4. Slant :: Architecture.
5. Artist :: Album.
6. Lease :: Landlord.
7. Wish :: Bone.
8. Doormat :: Muddy shoes.
9. Global :: Warming.
10. Apartment :: Hunting.

1. Toasty :: Warm.
2. Allegations :: Politics.
3. Herb :: Parsley.
4. Bacon :: “Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.”
5. Neck to neck :: Kissing.
6. Simon :: Says.
7. Heels :: Shoes.
8. Fundamentals :: History class.
9. Middle :: School.
10. Seasonings :: McCormick.

1. Treadmill :: Nike + iPod.
2. Stroke :: Hospital.
3. Exclusively :: E!
4. Lash :: Eyelashes.
5. Red carpet :: MTV Movie Awards.
6. Credit card:: Debt.
7. Points :: Weight Watchers.
8. Domestic :: Violence.
9. 21 :: Legal.
10. Inject :: Needle.

1. Assets :: Ass.
2. Concern :: Worry.
3. Over the top :: Flamboyant.
4. Supplies :: Office.
5. Mustache :: Flanders.
6. Doug :: That cartoon.
7. Coach :: Bag.
8. Bleachers :: High school football game.
9. Stripes :: White.
10. Assortment :: Candy.