Is it just me, or is this an amusing title for a book: Dying for a Hamburger: Modern Meat Processing and the Epidemic of Alzheimer’s Disease (I have a paper due on Tuesday about Alzheimer’s). But wait, there’s more — there are sections called “Mad Cows and Dead Englishmen,” “How Now Ground Cow,” and “Everything but the Moo.” And this is a serious book! Surprisingly, though, parts of it are relevant to my paper, so more power to Mr. Waldman and Ms. Lamb — they’re my new favorite people.