Lots of people seem to be doing this (making a list of the first sentence of the first blog post of each month in 2006), and since I’m bored figured why not:

January: I know I haven’t updated in forever, sue me — I’ve spent the last few days working on my brand spankin’ new Coppermine gallery!

February: I’m 2 frickin’ credits away from being exempt from Assessment Day, which conveniently happens to be on Valentine’s Day (at least classes are canceled).

March: Microsoft iPod packaging parody: hilarious, and so true.

April: I was at Food Lion earlier tonight and noticed a new flavor of Dr. Pepper, Berries & Cream, that was only available in a fridge pack (no 2-liter bottles, 6-packs, etc.).

May: Another Firefox security update is available for download.

June: What my site looks like graphically.

July: I’m working on a Saturday.

August: Hehe.

September: Aww, Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) was killed by a stingray today.

October: Like everyone else, I’ve been busy with school and nothing exciting going on (haven’t even had time to play The Sims!).

November: I got this from one of the message boards I frequent, and just about died lol.

December: Like my cable/internet bill needs to be any higher — Comcast is taking over Adelphia here, and in the process are raising the cable price by $3.

As you can see, nothing really spectacular … but oh well. Happy new year anyway.