Why did no one tell me about this? If they’re gonna be on Leno and the Today show, of course they’re popular, and usually I hear about weird online stuff before it gets to Yahoo. Now I want to go buy a pack of Mentos and see what happens with my Coke Blak (which, ironically, I’m starting to dislike).

My birthday is in 6 days and I have no frickin’ idea what I want — nor do I feel like I’m 22. My grandpa, for some reason, just asked me yesterday for my list, and I have all of like 2 things to tell him. Is there anywhere I can go for birthday ideas?

Work tomorrow is gonna suck. We’ve missed our deadline again, and everything pretty much depends on me ’cause I’m the only one editing the layout. You should see my desk … I’m swimming in stacks of 11 x 17 paper. Lois even told me this afternoon that everything had to be done tomorrow, and I’m just like you’ve got to be kidding me. It’s probably not gonna happen since I can only edit so fast … but I’ll try. I also have to not forget to print that thing for Amy and work on Lois’s site over the weekend if I can.

Speaking of which, I should be excited — I have plenty to be excited about — but I’m not and it’s bugging me.