What the hell I’ve played with this stupid spread for hours now and no matter what I do, I can’t frickin’ get rid of all the widows, orphans, and kerning problems, not to mention lining up the columns. If I fix one thing, something else shows up, and it’s driving me crazy … would it kill Lois to take out/add a sentence? Writing the same thing over and over with each revision is not gonna solve anything. Blah.

I’m also sick of this layout, but I can’t come up with anything decent for the next one. Maybe I’ll find a theme and use that ’til inspiration strikes …