Sweetheart, I love you, and we’ve been through lots of ups and downs over the past three and a half years. Anyone who thinks they know enough about a person to marry them after just three weeks is crazy. Maybe they’ll get lucky — but there’s no way to “know” after that short a time — especially when (at least according to her blog) she just got out of a relationship a month ago! And at 18, she’s got no idea what she wants out of life — I, the King of the Plan, have changed my outlook on life 180 degrees since I was 18. I know you’re very different than you were just three years ago.

You wonder what it feels like? It feels like Brad and it feels like Shayne… you think it’s just wonderful and perfect… until you change your mind. That’s the beauty of 18… you get to change your mind. And change it again.

Maybe I’m just cynical and old… I wish them luck and happiness.